I'm currently in Northern California right now visiting one of my dearest friends. So last night Lida wanted to play Scrabble with us and her roommates. LOL an important detail to this story is that all of her roommates are guys....yeah...
The ladies had words like mentions, indicted, and I even got to use JEDI! Heck yes! Haha the true sign of a nerd. The boys on the other hand....cunt, n*ggers, farted, homo, wang, wop, and yeah....hahah like I said, we were playing against the boys. The ladies won by a measly 125 points, Huzzah!
LOL the guys are a lot of fun to hang around up here, but it does make a girl thankful for her own boys....I realized how much they tone it down for me. I love you guys!!!
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Haha so on to my crazy dream!
I don't exactly remember how it started, but we were gearing up for war, and it was some medieval battle taking place in the modern world. I equipped myself with a dagger in the left hand and a short sword in the right, which is strangely similar to my D&D character...hmm. LOL, but my whole family plus others who I didn't know, but they were on our side, ride on horses through a forest (me with my dagger in hand at all times) to this parking lot with all these cars in it, because for some reason that's where we decided to make our stand.
We wait in silence, the anticipation building, and then all hell breaks loose! The enemies arrive in an explosion and the next thing I know a car and a ginormous plushy bounce house which was mostly deflated are flying in the air towards me and so I dive out of the way and greatly enough the cover I find myself under is a full gas truck....yeah brilliant. Thankfully it didn't explode upon impact, but it starts leaking. So I'm like drowning in gasoline and underinflated jumpy, struggling to get out. I finally am able to get out and then the enemy is upon me.
The first guy to approach me, I parry with my dagger and then slice off his head with my short sword. This was a very graphic head slicing. I remember feeling my sword break through his neck bones. Yeah pretty lovely. I fight off attacker after attacker and then see my mom and brother. I yell at them to fall back and so everyone ends up inside of a building which happens to be a launder mat. Yeah random I know. So we've barracaded ourselves behind washing machines at the front door. The enemy begins funneling through, which works to our advantage perfectly. Then out of the corner of my eye I notice a side door that everyone has overlooked and a few goons are coming through. They're easily dispatched, but in walks this woman in some really tough looking fighting leathers. She had two fighting daggers drawn and in the ready with a sick devious smile. I don't remember her face all that clearly, but she seemed to be my alter ego. A sick smirk came on her face as she was drawn to me.
She makes the first strike and slashes at me with her right dagger, which I block with my left and it becomes a battle of strength, with our blades locked. Trying to concentrate my efforts on my left hand, I grab my sword and take a slash at her neck, but it gets stuck in her neck before piercing anything vital, like this woman has an iron spinal cord or something. As I jerk my arm to try and dislodge my sword, my left hand slips and her dagger starts slicing through my arm, but since it isn't horribly sharp it just makes a small slice and the woman is able to yank my sword arm so it's pinned to my body. So there I am in this completely awkward fighting position with this woman, who has my right arm immobilized and a blunt dagger in my left arm. I look up to my mother's worried glance from across the room, a feeling of determination wells up inside of me like I was about to do the impossible. I look up into my alter ego's eyes, which are startingly grotesque with how much sick satisfaction she's getting from this, and next I know she starts sawing her dagger through my arm (IMMENSE PAIN), and just as I'm about to unleash my impossible feat on her butt, I wake up!
Haha the end! Yeah it was a crazy dream! The most graphic dream I've had in like a year...
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